My Thoughts to finding out I was to read P&P

FUCKWHY PRIDE AND PREJUDICE?!?!

So yea this book is like fuck why? I don’t care about some stuck up bitch and why she wants to marry off her kids. The guy is like totally icyfuck tho! She is all like “bitch bitch bitch bitch , kids need to make me money but they wont make money till you share my greedy ass agenda!” and then he was like puff his manly smoke then he was like “ bitch make me a samwitch” So as you can clearly see being a person of the modern area, hearing about some old dry way of thinking being pored out this dry old woman’s mouth. I would love to find out this book fallowed the mans adventures of stopping slave traders by blowing up encampments and awesome stuff like that but I know this going to be romantic comedy by today’s stander. Sure it might have clam to it being the first, but living with women, you know how tired i am of true love and misunderstandings and all that bullshit? I want a book were there is real problem that face the mean of life, survival. Sure love can be a sub plot but god dam if I hear another good looking white person bitch to another good looking white person how much life sucks because there well brought up and well spoken and have lots of money, but can’t plough Ms. Rights field. I sat through a ten hour mini series with this girl about over coming the difference in one another and just embracing true love… Just so she could reject me because I am to different! These story are so dull and lifeless that the taped on moral is often over looked.

So let take my favourite type of story, and put it in the 19th century England( or were ever these white people come from) , oh don’t spoil me, I am getting a chubbie over here! I cant fucking wait to hear about well off people talking about meaningless shit.