Spoilers for the real “the god Story”

kinda

so like this girl is sad AMAZING lets go

so yea alian god thing like blows up tokyo or something idk shit

but people are like wait we all fight him and shit not each other :)

yeaa and rainbows and shit

then they see that god thing is like hax

and kifes and guns dont work or bombs or even like surgry

there likw Y U NO

and he is all like I own you pnly way you behave

ans sad bitch …pms or what ever her name was like

dont do that its bad

and he is like I thought you liked peace

and she is like only with free dom

and he is like picky bitch

and she is like you look like that dead guy i dated

and he is like I am that guy now fuck your world

and then she is like belive in the heart of the cards or some shit and he dies

the end